Thursday, February 3, 2011


oh-ho-ho-HO! Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!

that's right arrived "Sweet Cheeks in a box" DVD package from the brand new Tracy Anderson Method clan...

and it couldn't have arrived at a more perfect time!

For those of you unfamiliar with her new plan...

it is a series of custom designed workouts for four different body types...
each focusing on a different type of problem area...
A. Abcentric
B. Glutcentric
C. Hipcentric
D. Omnicentric

in other words:

A. beer gut
B. swamp ass
C. saddle bags
D. all of the above!

It's genius!!!!

Cuts down on the time spent working areas that aren't eroding on our bodies as fast as others!!!

I cannot wait to check it out.
I haven't even read the plan to get the full scoop yet, as I have only had time to paper cut the fool out of my finger when I was ripping into the box.

So, with blood already in place on the DVD (symbolic, don't ya think?)
I will read the plan- then plan the work...then work the plan!!!!!! whew! you follow that?!

I  (shocker) bought the GLUTCENTRIC plan...

because it only took me reading her description once for me to know which one I needed...

Glutcentric..."We will lift your butt, tone down and back fat, create one panty line, get rid of cellulite, and create a clear distinction between your lifted butt and thighs."

OMG!!!!!! how perfect is that?????????

It's a THASSMASTER IN A BOX!'s so on!

I mean, that's quite a promise - and if I hadn't seen Tracy keep her promises during my boot camp experience - well, then I would think she was crazy...

but she DID keep her word...could she do it again?

Can I do it again?

you know - interesting how close the following two words are...


Most plans offer HYPE  - but Tracy backs her words up and that gives me HOPE!!!!!

I am totally serious when I tell you that I have HOPE - and that goes along way - HOPE that I can really have a booty I like!
I never have, and certainly thought I was only going to watch it slowly slide down my legs and get worse every year!

I thought that - as recently as last October 1st...THEN...I started my Tracy Anderson Method DVD and thirty days later I was amazed!!!
I didn't have anything close to a perfect body - but the amazement came in the form of HOPE - I couldn't believe how much I changed my body in such a short time and that gave me HOPE that I could do things that I thought I could never do...

So- Sweet Cheeks...look out!!!!
I've already got your nighty and your robe...

Now I'm going to try and get your onion ass!!!!! and if I do...I may just go after your job, too!

haahah - ok, I might be getting a little ahead of myself.

but - dare to dream...

I got the tools today in the mail to get this party started and I'm guessing that Monday will be my kickoff date...although it might be the following Monday depending on what I need to do to get ready for the Metamophosis!!!!

After all- I have 7 of my best friends coming in town next weekend...and there MIGHT be a little drinking going on...and by MIGHT I mean it in the way that Chicago MIGHT have gotten a little snow this week.
I'll report in on when I'm kicking off the BIG PLAN - journey to lose the THASS...part duex!

If anyone else has their plan and wants to start with me - let's do it!

I'm really excited to see what happens next....

come on Tracy...don't fail me now!

I HOPE everyone has had an amazing day - and that your weekend gets even better!

By nice to yourself and remember - you're prettier than you think.
Beautiful, in fact...

don't be afraid to be as beautiful as you are - inside and out - and if anyone finds that threatening, then just softly - and with a smile - tell them to...

I'm a hottie who's gettin hotter all the time!!!!!!!

xoxo La


  1. Heheheh I love it!!!! You'll definetely going to be the Poster Child for Glutecentric!!
    Please take after pics :P You got this Laura!
    By the way, I'm starting Bootcamp, I'm on day 2!! and inspired by you, Summer, Charlene and Kerri, I'm writing in my blog as well!
    Here's a link to my new bootcamp blog:


  2. I'm all for starting a 3 month 'Thass-off' with you, LPS! Mine just has to get here first. I'm hoping today....

  3. Hi Laura

    You are hilarious. Guess I'm a beer gut. Waiting for my package. I'm sure Tracy will deliver results!

  4. ok fine, you convinced me...I'll move up my start day to Monday :)
    Let's DO THIS!!!

  5. Hey, did you know you have had a mention on Tracy's site:

  6. Hi Laura,

    I just discovered your blog and I have enjoyed reading every post immensely--because of you, I ordered the book yesterday. I ordered the Omnicentric set of Metamorphisis based on the buzz at the Video Fitness message board.

    I'm really looking forward to your impressions and more hilarious posts as we all seek "perfection!"

  7. Geez, I must be bad luck! ;-) You haven't come back! I promise, I'm not stalking you, just interested in your thoughts and looking for a little inspiration!

    I received my Omnicentric set and did the first MS workout this morning--not enough time to fit the cardio in.

    How do you like it?

    Nancy W.

  8. Laura, I love you! You are refreshing and hysterical. I don't know if I ever posted before or not (red wine and pom martini amnesia) but I have been a fan since you started :)After you are done with your thasscentric dvds, you might want to try Perfect Design as well. I found that the Perfect design series did amazing things for the butt. I'm not tooting my own horn, but since I finished them, my husband has been chasing mine around and grabbing at it almost to the point of annoyance. And I never thought I'd say that, LOL. Good luck, and keep us posted!

  9. Ordered the Abcentric plan today. Can't wait for it to get here. I'm with you girl!

  10. Looove your blog! Can't wait to hear how Metamorphasis is going!

  11. Hello gorgeous??

    Where have you gone?? We miss your blogging :)

    Hugs / Caroline from Sweden.

  12. I just started BC (today is my Day 1 - I'm blogging at but I read your whole blog before starting and it was SUCH an inspiration... I hope you'll come back soon, ready to start your Meta journey and share more hilarious wisdom with us!

  13. You're too funny. I now want to order more TA videos and rock it!