Thursday, December 2, 2010

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE...

Does anyone remember the movie in the early 90's called 'Single White Female' with Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh?

It's the one where Jennifer Jason Leigh becomes obsessed with Bridget Fonda's character and cuts her hair the same, starts wearing the same clothes and eventually becomes SUPER scary...

Well....I want to go on record BEFORE I am accused of being a single white female and tell you I discovered something hysterical today....

I stumbled onto a picture of Tracy - looking amazing as always - in a dress that I also own!!!!!

Of course, I will never again wear it now that I have seen what you should look like in it.

But... if things keep going the way I hope they will with the "method" now being in my life... I just might rock that little hot number out one day!! And if that happens, I don't want to be accused of being some crazy stalker who wears the same clothes as Tracy.
I mean, don't get me wrong... I clearly AM a crazy stalker...but I would draw the line and stealing fashion ideas. I mean, I do have boundries.
So, here's the dress...
oh, that's right... silver metal mesh and I own the same damn dress!!!
I actually owned it for about 8 years before I wore it - the one and ONLY time I wore it  -because trust me - it's not a dress that you wear if your aren't in pretty good shape.

I decided to be brave on year in Vegas at the ACM awards show.

I probably shouldn't have, because I wasn't in that great a shape...but none the less , I did.

I was already a little nervous about it because I never want to be the girl that people say ...
"Oh, bless her heart, she shouldn't be wearing that. She must not have any good friends or they would have said something."
THEN... I went to meet the folks I was walking over to the awards show with and I couldn't understand why my male friends were so quick to say "No, after you" and have me walk in front of them.
Turns out...when the sunlight hits it - it's COMPLETELY see through. shitballs.

I had no idea!!! See through in a silhoutte kind of way, not a "I can see your unmentionables" kind of way.
I haven't worn it since.

NOW...If I had Tracy's body - then or now - well, I would not have cared if it was see through.
Heck, we all know- if I had her body, I wouldn't wear a dress at all. Just heels and a thong and my crop t-shirt!!!

You can't hide classy.

Maybe I'll get really bold the day I think the THASS has really gone bye-bye and put on the dress and take some pictures in it for you all to see...through.
I could pose just like her and then immediately go on the lamb, running from the law. Stalking rules are tough these days.

NOW.. let's get down to the really crazy news for today!!!

I have been a little wishy washy this week with my eating and workouts.
Sort of a one day on, one day off with working out and although for the most part my meals are really clean...I would be lying if I said there haven't been a lot of extra little snacks going down the hatch.

Peanut M&M's, no pizza..but the pizza bones from James Domino's, a cocktail - (ok! two cocktails - don't judge me) and a little chocolate everyday- stuff like that...

Nothing major - but lots of little extra bites of this and that....

and I AM STILL LOSING WEIGHT!!!!
SWARE - crazy!!!!!!

I got on the scale today and weighed 125!!!!!
I couldn't believe it.

The size 26 jeans I bought during boot camp - they are now loose in the buttocks region and waist...WT..?

I never thought the day would come that the following words would come out of my mouth, but here they go...

I think I need to eat more to maintain my current weight.

ARGHHHHHHHHH! Yes, that just happened. I said it.

Grab your ice skates, ladies - cause Hell just froze over!!!!!
I guess with all the new muscle I must be burning more calories and my metabolism is performing at a more improved level.

I am not looking to loss more weight - only to keep toning up.

The old man skin on my stomach is still getting better and that is a big deal to me.

The Thass is still not quite "bounce a quarter off it" ready - but there is a muscle in there and  it's a lot less like pancake batter than it was 8 weeks ago!!!!

All in all - I am shocked that I am continuing to get results and I am finding that maintaining my results is not all that difficult.

Some weeks are better than others, and I know I cannot "snack" all the time, as I would then start to slip the wrong way. But it is very encouraging to know that a hand full of M&M's isn't going to blow you up overnight!


I am planning on continuing to eat as clean as possible and continue my workouts with regularity so I can see just how toned I can get the old boo-tay and legs ...and MAYBE get that skin on my tummy to be tight for the first time in my ENTIRE life...but it looks like I may have to increase my healthy food intake to not keep losing pounds.

Who would have ever thunk it?????

Do they give Nobel Peace Prizes to workout books???
They sure as shit should.

Just sayin'....

I hope everyone out there is hanging tough with your goals and being kind to yourselves!!!
I am rocking it out, one month after boot camp - smaller than when I finished!

It's a Christmas Miracle.

:)

xoxoLa

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Treadmill workout breakdown....and I pulled a SINATRA...:(

I would tell you all about my workout this morning and how great it was..
BUT I PULLED A SINATRA on myself... "Not today bay-be".

crap. Why did I do that???


got up at 5:00, got dressed, went upstairs, STARTED DVD and then told myself  "self, piss off."
I didn't even put up a fight...I thought about it - but apparently my fat girl came back from the dead and was packing heat.
My skinny girl was clearly scared into submission - thankfully she did not pee in my LuLuLemon hot pants. They are new and I can't stand the smell of urine.

Hey - that reminds me of a joke...
Q: "What nationality are you if you are tinkling?"
 A: "European!!!"

I know...hysterical, right? that one is a real crowd pleaser on the grade school circuit.



After I completely blew myself off...and keep in mind - it is still dark outside and I was already working on the computer when I should be working on my Thass... I - or "we" rather...since fat, lazy girl was back in the house..."we" went downstairs and started what turned out to be a grueling day...and much like yesterday.. I was rather blue all day long.


I've been BLASTING my KFUK internal radio talk show. I hate it when I do that...
we all know the weather report on KFUK..."Outside... it's raining. Inside...the sky is falling with a good chance of tears in the afternoon."


So tonight - I will change the station...go to bed, get some rest, wake up bright and early and give it a better go! I am nothing if not resiliant!!!!

I am a happy girl- by nature - so I'm never really sure why - on some days - Pitiful Pearl shows up and brings her boyfriend.. Captain Downside. He likes to point out all the negative aspects of my life, while Pearl nods enthusiastically. These two can bring a raucous good time to a screeching halt.
Never, I repeat - NEVER -invite them to a dinner party. Just sayin'...


I have packed their bags and called a cab to take them to the airport. I am thankful to see them go.



Sooooo - I will not burst into tears tomorrow!!!  no way , now how!!!
I may punch someone in the face if they keep stressing me out...but I won't start crying.

I wish today and yesterday had been better days...but they are no longer an issue- as they are no longer in my future. They are now part of my past.

That's the great thing about the past, don't be afraid of it and don't waste any time on it...it ain't getting any closer!!!


On a brighter note...I am still under 130...127 to be exact!!!... and will ramp up the workout tomorrow. I had a great workout Monday, skipped today (oopsie) and will rock out tomorrow...
THEN... I will fix my hair, put on some make up...slip into some little bitty jeans..and go kick some serious ass!!!!!

My goal tomorrow.. to laugh really hard at least once... to have a productive day at work... to workout and feel great...to eat clean...and to count my blessings - for they are many!

Tomorrow I will have an attitude of gratitude   -
I will be happy, positive and cheerful...and if the wheels fall off Plan A... I will move on to Plan B.
Plan B is to get drunk. 
Mildly...anyway. :)

See, I'm already smiling!!

We can all thank SUSAN B. for the below treadmill breakdown.. I can take no credit! Thought you all might enjoy it! I did!

I am also including the link to the TAM treadmill workout - which is on a Russian website, btw. We can all thank Emily D. for always posting it for us!

     http://video.mail.ru/bk/rebrovs/5004/8669.html!

Honestly... I have yet to be able to successfully download the video, despite all the helpful tips from fellow TAM followers - maybe I will find some time soon to work on trying it again. 

I am currently working on understanding a torrent... yikes.

But the rest of you may have no problem with it! You probably also have no problem buying KALE and not mistaking it for turnip greens!!!

 :) again- thanks Susan!! Thanks Emily!!

Susan types....

TREADMILL DANCING BREAKDOWN

*The class nerd in me took notes from the webisode to follow along as a guide while treadmill dancing.  If any of you would like here it is….


“No Excuses” – TA


Butt and Thigh Warm Up
Treadmill not moving – 10 reps each increasing up to 40 as you get stronger

Right Side
  • Leg Lifts:  Swing leg up and back to hip height and back down to deck, point toe on the way down and flex on the way up, return and repeat
  • Attitude Leg Lifts:  Bend knee and lift back up to hip height and return foot to deck, return and repeat
  • Leg Up & Over:  Lift leg to hip height bend knee up and over side arm of treadmill to elbow, extend leg back straight behind hip, return and repeat
  • Pulse Up & Out:  Lift leg behind hip, pulse, swoop leg out to side (half circular movement swoop out to side), return and repeat, return and repeat


Treadmill Dance
Start the treadmill and increase to a speed of 3.0 mph.  Walk a moment to get comfortable with the movement of the treadmill.   It appears she does a count of 10 on most moves before switching to the next move.  Moves do repeat.  Take the flow and build up to 40 minutes.  TA recommends starting with 15 minutes and working up from there.  Remembering 60 minutes is where she wants us to max with dance cardio.

TIP:  TA recommends holding onto the treadmill using the front and side grips until you are really comfortable.  Safety 1st and foremost.  Be careful.

BEGIN
  • Skip just like in the school yard
  • Skip with attitude (a little more bounce in your step and buoyancy)
  • Double skip
  • Hop and lift foot repeating same leg – then switch legs
  • Back to skipping
  • Double skip  - as you get more confident jump up to ceiling more with bounce
  • Skip
  • Hold onto side arm and front of treadmill – sache side and front
  • Sache - turn legs out and up
  • Skipping
  • Switch to other side
  • Sache – turn legs out and up (2nd position plie and up)
  • Skip
  • Leap  - Hold on front and side push up and leap legs straddle (air splits)
  • Right knee up/ skip
  • Left knee up/ skip
  • Push step (hop and push) little steps – push hips up to bar.  As you advance delay back from bar and come back forward….back and forth.
  • Skip
  • Skip Skip Double Skip
  • Side Saches – Can put arms up as you advance
  • Hop Hop Double Hop
  • Switch sides
  • Plie and up, plie and up
  • Leaps left
  • Leaps right
  • Gallop to front left
  • Gallop to front right
  • Step hops with arms up
  • Repeat starting out for 15 minutes and on up from there to the advised 40 minutes.


 I hope you all rest easy, dream of peaceful loving times and wake up tomorrow ready to get after it with me! Sorry Captain downside was in the house... hope he didn't head your way when he and Pearl left here...
Brighter Days and Smaller Thasses are ahead!

all my joy to all my friends out there in the struggle!
xoxoLa








    "Things I wish I'd known before starting Boot Camp"...

    Hello everyone!

    How was your Thanksgiving???
    I hope it was like mine - full of family and food!

    We flew to Houston, ate - drove to Dallas....ate again, went to see our kids and grand kids..and went out... and ate.
    I was so thankful that when I finally got home my pounds gained were not....eight!!!
    Seriously...it was 1.5 pounds!!!
    Several meals, a couple of flights, a long car ride... I am feeling VERY good about my bodies efforts to maintain my boot camp results!!

    I did get up at 4:30 and workout (both PDS and cardio) the morning of Thanksgiving - yes that was a.m....and yes, it still felt like the same day as when I went to bed.
    But I was determined to not blow the lid off of 130... so I was trying to burn off a little extra before I strapped on the ole feed bag.

    I also got up at 5:30 on Friday morning and hit the hotel gym for 40 minutes of cardio before driving to Dallas.

    I was all geared up to dance in the gym and just about the time I started two guys walked in...and I chickened out! So, being the prepared Thass Whisperer that I am... I whipped out the never tried before TAM treadmill workout. This was courtesy of SUSAN!!! As she had typed out all the moves and I printed it out. THANK YOU SUSAN!! you rock! (you can find Susan's typed out treadmill workout guide on TAM's FB page)

    So I skipped, sashayed, hopped and leaped all over the treadmill.

    I caught both the guys checking out my rather unorthodox workout. Or maybe they were just checking out me and my Thassless hotness ... OR... wanting to ask for my autograph, but not wanting to interrupt my workout... ok, we have clearly slipped into brain movie. Starting with hotness... they were looking at me ONLY because I looked like I was filming a scene from "The Sound Of Music" at 5:30 am on a hotel treadmill.

    When I went to leave, one of the guys pulled his earphones off and said..." That was the happiest , little treadmill workout I've ever seen!"
    I simply smiled and said "Well, I'm  happy girl!"
    Btw, I was sweating more than he was...he wouldn't have lasted ten minutes doing  "my happy, little workout" !!!! Go TAM!!!!

    So - MARK IT DOWN PEOPLE... Thanksgiving, travel, snacks, and family...all leaving only 1.5 pounds!!!! Which one pound of already fell back off. This rocks!

    As everyone asks me the same question..." Can you maintain the results?" - I'm saying - HECK Ya, you can!

    Now... I have had multiple requests for any Boot Camp tips!
    (I know, I know...give a girl a blog and she thinks she's some kind of expert...)
    So ... here we go... boot camp tips, from the "by the book" girl!

    I might add...the main portion of today's blog may not be all that exciting to anyone uninterested in trying boot camp or any Tracy Anderson Method... but I do think some of the tips would be applicable to all workout programs...so, sorry if it's boring!!!!

    "THINGS I WISHED I'D KNOWN BEFORE STARTING BOOT CAMP"...
    (and other helpful hints from my experience of 30 days in the TAM world)

    1. Everything Tracy says will happen - happens.

    Period. End of story. She was spot on about all of it. Not that this should surprise us... but when you are reading it and she says you will feel "flu like" symptoms...you will feel "flu like" symptoms.
    When she says it will work... it will work.
    When she tells you to step touch for certain amounts of time - do it.
    Etc, Etc, Etc....
    And the best part...when she tells you you will be amazed with your results... you will be amazed. I was, anyway!
    I mention this first- because I think it's important to know that it will all happen- so you can mentally prepare for the good and the bad.

    2. There are different exercises in the BC book than on the BC DVD.

    I have no idea how such a large oversight in continuity happened - but it did, and it's not the end of the world.  I choose to follow the moves on the DVD. I'm sure either would work - but save yourself a little amount of frustration by knowing that they are different from time to time - and just pick one (book or DVD) and follow it. They all will make you scream with pain!!!! and they will all be effective.

    3. Make a play list!!!!!!!

    I know Tracy mentions this - I am simply reiterating and clarifying... that it saved me!
    Tracy had techno music in the background- which some of you may love...but it's not my thing - so I put on the dance cardio DVD the night before I started and went thorough my ipod looking for songs that matched the tempo, then burned them to a CD.
    I played this CD everyday while doing my cardio  and it really kept me moving.
    It also helped to add new songs every five days or so to keep my interest since the dance moves are very repetitive.
    I listed several of my favorite songs in a blog entry somewhere around Day 16 - it says "playlist included" in the title, if you want to check it out!

    4. Understand that the cardio DVD is a little weird to follow at first...


    You will also realize sooner than later what it is she is wanting you to really move and work with each move...that also helps as you become more familiar with her method.
    There is a reason for each and every move!!

    5. Buy a THICK yoga mat.

    It saved my knees. a regular one would not have been enough for me. I found a thick one at Academy Sports... they should be easy to locate.
    They are right next to the ankle weights.... which leads me to my next tip...

    6. Feel free to save yourself a couple of bucks - probably no need to buy those ankle weights!!!!

    After reading the book - I read where "once you work up to 60 reps on each move, you can add ankle weights." So, I bought ankle weights.
    HA! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LMAO!!!! They are still in the box.

    Now...you may be an Olympic Athlete and may very well need those ankle weights... but I personally, I did not quite ever get to 60 reps each!!!! By the very end I worked up to 50 reps in series three...on day 29!! Another 10 reps would have taken my workout to just under 4 hours...
    if you need ankle weights during Boot Camp- call me, I will send you mine!!!  :)
    I will say that you might need them for her other DVD's after boot camp...but I have yet to meet anyone who needed them for BC!!!

    7. GET MEASURED and pinched for body fat BEFORE you start!!!! and TAKE BEFORE PICTURES!!!

    Trust me - if you do nothing else...measure yourself!!! The weight loss may slow down at times and it is a wonderful secondary way to monitor progress. and take before pictures- even if you plan on them being for "your eyes only"- you will not believe the difference and you will be glad you have them!!
    Since you are looking at yourself everyday- it's easy to forget just how far you've come in such a short time and this can really keep you going when you are frustrated and wanting to give up!
    I took measurements every ten days and weighed every day -and for me, the majority of my weight loss was in the first ten days (9 pounds) -after that it was only 3 pounds for the second and third 10 day sections. However... inches lost was MORE during second and third sections... so it was fun to have that to motivate me when the scale wasn't being very active. Looking back now, I would have taken more before photos and taken them each 10 day period along with my measurements.

    8. Read ALL the book before you start. ALL of it...

    I had a friend who skimmed MOST of it , but got horrible shin splints when she started her cardio because she missed the little part about how to ease yourself into the cardio depending on current fitness levels. Things like that can really change your experience.
    It also helps to understand how the individual exercises are to be performed properly if you read the small captions and grey highlighted areas in the book. I choose to read those on the first two days of each mat work section.

    9. Read 2 or 3 pages of the book every night throughout BC.

    I would open my book each night and literally skim one, two or three pages - whatever - before going to bed. This helped keep me focused and the little bits I would read always seemed to make more sense to me as I was in the throws of it and understood what Tracy was talking about more than when I read it before I had started the boot camp.

    10. KEEP A CALENDAR!!!!!

    This turned out to be a HUGE deal for me...
    I started a dry erase calendar so I could give myself a big "X" each day I completed my perfect day...half an X for finishing workout - the other half of the X when I finished the day of eating by the book. But what I didn't not realize when I started was how helpful the little notes I made to myself would ultimately become.
    I jotted down "felt great", "thought I would die" , "cardio hard, mat work do-able", "please shoot me" , what ever applied to that day's workout,,,along with my weight and how many reps, etc...
    After about 10 days - I started noticing a pattern...which continued on through out the 30 days.
    When it got really hard- the next day would be really hard again, and then the next would be SO MUCH EASIER! Knowing I could expect that helped... a lot!

    It also never failed that it was after the REALLY tough days- I mean REALLY tough...that I would see big drops in weight, push through platues, or kick down a wall.
    So - keeping a calendar really helped me understand what my body could do, would do, and to see the patterns....
     as you can see -
    1. I have "day 7" "day 8", etc...
    2. weight and (-how many down)
    3. upper right corner - #of reps / cardio segments
    then uner I would rate it 1-10 on difficulty level
    4. middle right - start times of cardio / muscle work, then total time
    5. total calories burned
    6 . how I felt that day during workout or any other notes about day....



    It was lots of fun to see the X's all start piling up!!!!

    It was like a game I played each day to get my "X"!!!
    You can also use it as motivation to stay on track. If you can't get your workout in for some reason - you could still earn half of an X by sticking to the food plan, or vice versa.... if you stray with your food, you can still earn a half X by getting your workout in that day. I know it's silly, but every little mental trick helps when you are needing motivation!


    11. I used my laptop, not a DVD player.

    Only because I didn't have a TV in my space I set up - but I ended up loving it - because I could put it closer to me and that made it easier to PAUSE in between all the moves.
    As well as, put the laptop on the floor during abs, etc so I could still see while on the floor.
    Some of the moves... I wish I hadn't seen!!!

    12. if you work or have kids....Start on a Friday....NOT A MONDAY!!!

    Why? Because I had to actually cancel a few meetings on the first two days -Monday and Tuesday because I was so nauseous and sore and "flu like" that I felt drugged and couldn't put sentences together... not great for conducting business...or watching kids!!!!
    So if you can... start on a Friday - then you can be "stupid" , nap or work on groceries and get acclimated to the plan over the weekend, rather than during the week.
    Ship the kids to your moms, or ask your husband to watch them and let yourself get used to the shock and awe!!! It does get better... but I felt AWFUL for almost a week!! just sayin'...

    13. OR... Start the program  the evening before your "first day"....

    Since I was determined to do 30 days... by the book... I had to finish strong on day 30, which meant complete the entire day... when day thirty came- I wished I had started the evening before day 1 so that come 5:00pm on day 30..I would have been done with boot camp and could have gone to celebrate!
    I know that sounds silly- but it was anti-climactic to wake up on day 31 and say - " I'm done!"... I would have rather said it at 7:00pm the night before with friends and a glass of wine!!!

    14. Don't break the seal...

    Like I've said before - Once you start "making exceptions" to the boot camp plan it will become more and more difficult to go back to NOT making little exceptions. Challenge yourself to go 30 days - 20 days - 10 days - or even 1 day - without making any exceptions to the rules! It really pays off and is only once in your life- and only for thirty days!!! You can do it - and I really think it effects your results. If you're going to do this - THEN DO IT! Make it count!!! You're doing it for you, so do it with the same effort you would do it if you were doing it for your friends or family...I bet if you were doing it for your children or spouse, or your boss... you would do exactly like by the book. This time- do it for YOU!

    15. Be realistic (or maybe I should say aware) about the amount of time it will take to complete the workouts...

    It's my opinion that you should plan on 2 hours a day - whether you break it up into two times or knock it out at once... but I can't figure out how anyone would get through it faster and do all of it...?
    I know Tracy says to plan on 1- 1.5 hours, but it always took me longer to complete.
    It's VERY possible that I was just so damn out of shape that I had to collapse so often that it padded the time... but as my stamina grew, then I increased my reps (read: added more time) then I increased time to my cardio (read: added more time) so towards the end...I was staring 2.5 to 3.5 hours of workout time in the face!!!!
    I can tell you this... it's a genius plan... because once you get through 3 - 3.5 hours a day - then your regular 1 - 1.5 hours seems like a leisurely stroll!!!!!!
    Seriously- the muscle work and dance cardio I do now take almost 1.5 - 2 hours and it FLIES by - piece of cake!!! It seems soooooo easy compared to Boot Camp.

    16. GET NEW SHOES!!!


    Again - nothing new- it's covered in the book - but it's important for your shins, knees and it also helps you to have "skin in the game" if you shell out a few bucks in preparation for the new you! But... save money for new jeans- you'll need them!

    17. Know that when it gets REALLY hard... that's when the changes to your body occur ....

    So use that as motivation!! Looking back on my calendar - all my biggest changes happened the day after I thought I was going to keel over and not get through a workout, and or , was SO hungry the night before and wanted to - correction...would have killed to...have a snack or cheat a little. But I never did and I truly believe that is what made the difference in my results. I have lots of friends that did this plan in a "modified" version - and they have all had great results! But the real shocking change comes when you really stick to it for thirty days - like Tracy tells you to- it's worth it!!!!
    Why do all this and then have to wonder what would have happened if you had done it by the book?
    I know life gets in the way and things pop up that cause bumps in any plan... but do the best you can- whatever that means to you - and you will be glad you did!!

    18. go Boy Scout on your self.... and BE PREPARED!!!...

     Always think ahead - have lemon water (or regular water) with you whenever possible, take your afternoon snack with you or even your dinner if you're going
    to be away from the house, etc. It was having my food with me when I needed to eat that saved me!
    Whether I was dragging a turkey patty into a friends baby shower or sneaking lemon water and berries into the movie... it all made a huge difference in me not missing a snack or meal, and not feeling like I was deprived. Plus- this workout schedule is grueling.. if you miss a meal or snack then you will not have the fuel to get through a workout the next day...plus you will tend to be more prone to cheat on the food plan due to excessive hunger / low blood sugar if you aren't prepared.
    Not to mention- this plan is geared to "re-set" your metabolism - so eating what Tracy tells you WHEN Tracy tells you is also key... keep the fires burning...which keeps the fat melting, muscles building and Thass lifting!!!!

    19. Make yourself accountable to someone else...

    It really helped me to know that I had to report how my 30 days were coming along to my friends and family...and to all of YOU!!! It is exactly why I started the blog. Never imaging ANYONE would care to read it - I just needed to put it out there!!!
    and then look what happened... "If you Blog it ...they will come!"... btw, it still thrills me to no end that you all read my blog. You can't imagine how it thrills me! Thank you so much!!!!
    Blogging might not be for everyone, because it was a major time commitment - but you can always send out a daily email to a couple friends with an update..or post it on TAM Facebook page or any place you would hate to have to "fess up to a mess up"!!!!

    20. Lastly... if you re not familiar with Kale...ask someone at the store which leafy dark green it is!!!!


    ...OR you might end up chocking down turnip green juice, like I did!!!!! YUCK!!!!


    I hope these help you a little bit!!!
    Also - you may find it helpful to go back to the first entry of my blog and follow along as you go through the thirty days. At least you will know someone else struggled and survived and ... let em be your Ghost of Christmas future!!!
    If I can help any of you - I would love to do so - just send me your comments or questions and I'll sure try and answer them...again... I'm no expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    Give it hell out there!!!!
    I'm going to go workout!!!

    Talk to you tomorrow...and MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS everyone - I love this time of year, and will make it through to the New Year...under 130 pounds!!!

    oxxoxLa


    Thursday, November 25, 2010

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!

    I wanted to wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving!
    I hope everyone is spending time with friends and family and are enjoying warm meals and warm hearts!

    Speaking of warm...
    last night I almost started a kitchen fire making Banana Nut bread and Zucchini bread from scratch. oopsie.
    James helped me put out the molten lava banana nut drippings that were overflowing from the pans and bursting into flames and after an hour of cleaning...we were back in the baking business.
    Although they aren't traditional Thanksgiving offerings, I thought they would be nice for breakfast tomorrow so our hostess would not have to cook.

    I, however, will be having air for breakfast tomorrow...maybe served with a side of cardio.
    For I'm sure the sodium I will digest today will have me puffed out like a Macy's day parade float.

    Oh...and I'm flying this morning, too!!! Not a good combo.
    And let me tell you something... if I don't get a full body pat down - I'm gonna be PISSED.
    Hey- I'm married, I look forward to the little thrills.
    Don't judge me.

    I'll probably make them feel my abs while they are there!
    Quick- feel them! Before I puff up!!!

    Here are some fun THANKSGIVING TRIVIA, FACTS and QUOTES for you all to enjoy!
    (and no, i did not know these things,... I copied them off the Internet) :)


    • It is thought that the Native American Indians out numbered the Plymouth colonists nearly two to one on the first Thanksgiving which lasted for three days.
    • The Wampanoag Native American Indians shared an autumn harvest feasts with the Plymouth colonists in 1621 that is known today as one of the first Thanksgiving celebrations.
    • In the middle of the Civil War, 16th President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed Thanksgiving Day to be a national holiday.
    • Contrary to popular belief, even though wild turkeys were around during the first Thanksgiving feast, they were not served.
    • Instead, the Native American Indians and Plymouth colonists feasted on various seafood, deer, corn, eggs, squash, spices, popcorn and squashed cranberries.
    Here are some quotes!!!

    “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” -Kevin James

    “I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger

    The pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts… nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving.” -H. W. Westermayer

    “There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” -George Bernard Shaw 

    “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” –Jon Stewart

    “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” –Michael Dresser

    And this one goes out to  DENISE DEL R....
    she said she was so motivated that she might start her new boot camp diet- you guessed it - today!
    So, Denise- give it hell, girl! I believe in you and this quote is for you!...



     “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” –Irv Kupcinet


    This year, I am thankful that I have LESS boo-tay ...and MORE friends!
    You guys are the best!

    I am wishing you all laughter, full bellies and lots of love...and men that do dishes!!!


    Please be safe if you are traveling...
    Happy Thassgiving...I mean Thanksgiving!!!


    xoxoLa

    Wednesday, November 24, 2010

    PICTURES!!! 3 weeks after Boot Camp... before and after!


    Well, you asked for it .. you got it!!!!

    They aren't great - one of these days I'll get James or someone to help me take some pictures that aren't me with no make up and an I phone camera in the mirror...


    Sadly- I also forgot to take pictures this morning...so these are from tonight and I have a belly full of dinner!!!  :)

    and I am not trying to avoid posting a photo of my THASS...it's just really hard to take a picture of your own behind! I guess I'm happy to report that until this adventure ... I never knew that.
    Before Tracy Anderson danced her way into my life... I would have not DARED take a picture of my hiney.
    It would have destroyed the image I carried around in my mind.

    I woke up this morning...weight was 126! Actually - almost 125.5...crazy.

    So.... IT'S THREE WEEKS AFTER BOOT CAMP -and I am at same weight or a tiny bit less and a tiny bit smaller!!!!!
    go figure....
    I am enjoying my workouts, enjoying my food and have lots of room to have little treats...

    I guess what I'm trying to say is... the results are something you can maintain!!!


    A few pics are in workout clothes.
    Some are in the "size 26" jeans I bought during boot camp...which are now starting to get a little baggy in the butt!!
    and lastly - a before and after shot of me in the exact same pair of cut off  shorts... that one is really terrifying !!!!! If that one doesn't motivate you... not sure what will!
    It sure as heck motivates me!!!

    Again - sorry for the lame photography...but I guess it's better than nothing!!!!
     Not sure why my eyes look like I have been abducted by aliens and made into a snake lady???? How hysterical is this picture?? I am taking my own picture with an iphone in the mirror!!! What a loser!! hahahah! I am my own paparazzi!!!!! In my brain movie- I could have just walked outside my house and all the photographers hiding in the bushes could have jumped out and snapped my pics for me!
    But I do have cute boots on though, huh?
     These are the size 26 jeans... and they aren't even stretch jeans! and believe it or not... they are starting to get a tiny bit loose in the waste and butt. The first time I wore them they cut off the circulation to my feet.
    and again... the crazy part is - the WAY they fit is changing as I continue working out...
    They are getting more loose in "problem areas"...which is a good thing!
     Although my tummy is full of dinner - you can still see I have a "V' ab starter kit!!! When I'm really lean and in the mornings - on an empty stomach, it's much more visible!!! "V" stands for "Victory"....
    and "Vagina" and "Viagra" and "Versace" and all kinds of things that can make you feel GREAT!
                                                                        No muffin top!!!

     There she is ladies and gentlemen...the THASS!!!!! sorry- hard to take a picture of your own backside! But there is clearly beginning to be a division between "church and state" (read: Thighs and Ass are STARTING to go back to their rightful regions) A complete separation will take a long time...but I'm ON IT!
    Hips have become so much smaller !!!! Only problem now is when I walk there is a little chunk of fat on the side of my hips that squishes out to the side with each step...super annoying!!! You can't see it when I'm standing straight... but when I walk it's like a damn hand puppet talking!!!! I'm comin' after you, little fat wads!!!!! If TAM doesn't work... then I'm getting out a pair of scissors. Just sayin'...
     My arm's are staying toned - even though the muscle work is WAY easier now that boot camp is over!
        Don't worry.. I have a license to carry GUNS!!  haahh! I'm cracking myself up tonight! How can you all even tolerate reading my none sense??? :)
    excuse me.... is that a ...? no, it can't be....a MUSCLE in my THIGH??????? oh, yes - it - is!!!!
    HA! who would have ever thought it possible! Score one for the over 40 year olds!!!
    I've never had a visible thigh muscle- EVER.
    PS- yes, I know I look like a dork...but I promised pictures - I clearly need a tri-pod!


     and here is THE REAL SHOCKER..... BEFORE TAM shot in my cut offs....
                                                     SAME pair of shorts...AFTER TAM !!!!!!!!
                                                   I guess that's what 22" off a body looks like....

     Well, although I am not walking around thinking I am little miss rockin' bod... because trust me - there are lots of "issues" that I am purposefully not featuring on the Internet... I do feel MUCH better about myself.
    I feel toned in a way I never have before.
    I feel strong and muscular...but not bulky.
    I feel lean and more compact.

    My skin is starting to (starting being the key word) return to my muscles....at least a little!!
    and my cellulite is better...still there, but SO much better!
    and lastly, my Thass is beginning to once again become a thigh and an ass. Not a mutant hybrid.

    The last three mentioned will be a work in progress for quite some time - but I'm up for the challenge!
    It will be interesting to chart their improvement (hopeful improvement) over the year as I continue to maintain a consistent weight and consistent exercise program.

    Most importantly I am learning that it CAN be maintained.
    It will ebb and flow a little, because - well, that's life...and I actually have one!!!

    Now let's sail right through tomorrow like it was and any other Thursday...

    THANKSGIVING DAY SURVIVAL THOUGHTS...

    1. Try to get a workout in in the morning...(if you can) it will make you feel better.

    That will help you "PAY IN CASH" - rather than charging it to your body's credit card and having to pay it off later.

     You are probably cooking and killing yourself to make it a perfect holiday for EVERYONE else...so try and take a little time for yourself! Ask for help...you might just be surprised that you'll get some...if you don't , send your ungrateful family to McDonalds for a "McThanksgiving Day McFeast" and see how they like THAT!!

    2. Try and focus on what Thanksgiving Day is really all about.
    Family and friends - and being thankful for what we have in our lives.
    If we shift our focus to "filling up" on family and friends...we won't focus as much on food.

    3. Portions, portions, portions!!!... ask yourself if you are satisfied...and then be satisfied!
    You are making choices everyday. Tomorrow is just another day with a much larger lunch/dinner!

    It is YOUR CHOICE - so make your choice and then ENJOY your choice, no matter what it might be. If YOU CHOOSE to not stuff yourself until you are sick, you are not being deprived, you are being impowered.

    You will be the one who feels good after wards and doesn't feel sick. You will be the one who saved room for a little sliver of pie and YOU will be the one who made that choice.
    Don't let yourself tell yourself that you "can't have that" - because you CAN have it.
    When you say " I can't have that" you are removing all your own power - and placing yourself in a victim mindset.
    Try saying to yourself.." I can have anything I want...and what I want is to feel great and look great - so I'm going to choose to only indulge a little".
    It can really make a difference in how you look at things... and how you look IN things...like swim suits and jeans!!!! :)


    so , in a nut shell...

    "FEAST ON YOUR BLESSINGS....GO EASY ON THE DRESSINGS!!!!!"


    Have an amazing Thanksgiving, everyone!!!
    I am thankful for all of you and the support you've given me.
    I truly mean that.

    xoxoLa





    Monday, November 22, 2010

    MEASURED again today and....I'm GETTING SMALLER!!!!!!

    Can you believe that????  I'm actually a little smaller than the day I finished Boot Camp!!!

    I jumped up first thing this morning... let Stevie out to tinkle, let myself do the same and headed to the scale.
    Yesterday I walked over to it like a dog walks when they know they are in trouble ...slow and with my head down, a little afraid of what might happen next.

    Today I kind of hopped right on it - I was feeling "lean " again after my recovery day on Sunday.

    And there it was folks... 127!
    So - two days of "extra yum" came off in one day of cleaning it up!
    I was thrilled to know that was the case.

    Then something REALLY amazing happened this afternoon...
    Joel, my trainer friend I've told you all about - he came over to help me with a tweak in my knee - and we decided to go ahead and pinch and measure again...

    I WAS DOWN FROM THE FINAL DAY IN BOOT CAMP!!!!!!!
    Can you believe that?????
    I couldn't!!!
    Both my arms were smaller and my thighs and hips!!!!
    MY tummy was a tiny bit higher - but barely! like 1.5 mm.
    All in all - he said it could take my body fat to somewhere in the 15% range...the upper end of it - but it was possible!
    Crazy!!!

    So, I am currently higher in weight than boot camp final by one pound...but total skin fold pinch test and measurements show me being smaller!!! Barely - but smaller, none the less.

    I'll post all measurements as soon as Joel sends them to me.

    and... I PROMISE to post more "after" pictures, since so many of you have requested them!


    My plan is to get measured and pinched about once a month to monitor how things change over the year.

    But this is really exciting news ladies!!! (and gentlemen!!!)

    It means - it CAN be maintained.. and even improved upon!

    SUMMARY OF POST BOOT CAMP STATS:

    I completed BC on November 3rd. Weighing 126 - but only reached 126 the on day 29!
    I lost 20" off my body, 15 pounds and body fat went to all time low (by a LONG shot) of 16%.

    The week following  BC I exercised VERY little and slowly but surely ate more and more - mostly in the way of snacking at night.

    My weight increased a tiny bit each day - peaking after a week at about 131-132 (which was still an amazing loss from start of BC -141)

    Within 3 days of cleaning things up - no snacking at night - and doing my workouts (DC and PDS I)
    I was back to 127.
    I feel strongly that some of that weight gain the week after was water retention - which would be hard to avoid coming off the cleanse.

    This weekend I snacked a little more (a couple of brownies, a little pizza, few bites of this and that, etc) for two days in a row - but kept it pretty clean- and did about 45 minutes of cardio - and went to 129.5. WAY TOO CLOSE to 130.

    That went back down to 127 after one day of clean eating.

    I measured and pinched today and was DOWN from the end of BC!
    so there you have it ladies...

    This CAN be done!!
    and while having a life...
    cool.

    Some of my Nashville friends are already concerned that I won't be able to have fun on some up coming trips and outings... don't you worry friends...
    I have every intention of flying my freak flag at full mast from time to time...
    I'll just earn the right to do it in advance.


    From this point on ...I'm saving cash before I spend it...what a concept. Burning calories and eating clean is the way to build up a "savings".
    No more swipe now, pay later.
    Because "charging it" and thinking I would pay it off soon left my body with it's own form of credit card debt (aka: the Thass and old man skin) so - no more.

    In this economy - cash is KING.

    And a bootie that is lifting (SWARE it is!) and cellulite that is getting better (SWARE it is!) and little bitty jeans that still fit and are getting more loose (SWARE they are!) ...
    well, that makes me want to say to Tracy... "Long live the QUEEN!"

    Pictures tomorrow. along with actual numbers from Joel!

    and welcome Jill!!!!! She's weighing in at 135 and is joining the challenge of staying under 135 for a year!!!!! LOVE THAT! So much more fun to have a buddy!
    Keep us posted Jill, and I will keep everyone posted!

    It makes you stop and think before you eat when you have to tell all your peeps you did it!
    Trust me... I know.

    Anyone else want a piece a this??? COME ON!!
    We can have a weekly check in for anyone that wants to jump in with us and I can post your progress...???? Could be fun!


    My love and support goes out to you all!!

    I may go strain my neck trying to look at my own behind in the mirror.


    xoxoLa

    PS - PDS II was soooooo much better today - I think I was just cranky yesterday when I was complaining about the editing.
    It could be improved upon a little...but apparently so could my attitude. :)

    I'm choosing to blame it on the fat girl in me.
    She was upset to find out the DVD's just keep on coming...she was counting on not enough content and me getting bored with TAM... no such luck, tubby.

    Sunday, November 21, 2010

    EXACT plan I am following for my POST boot camp...

    Ok,

    So last week (and I am going to continue this week)
    I am following a very simple plan of cardio, muscle work and lots of boot camp recipes.

    I am mixing and matching recipes - and then this weekend I had lots of bites of this, that and the other - kind of experimenting with what I could eat and what would be too much and ultimately effect my weight.

    Today I resumed the clean eating after ALMOST going to 130...129.5.

    Here are my thoughts on the post boot camp workouts...
    muscle work is WAY easier - I mean WAY easier than BC's.
    cardio is WAY more difficult - I mean WAY more difficult than BC's.
    I may feel differently about it as I get to know the moves more.. but for now - being two weeks out from day 30 ...that's how I feel about them both...but am enjoying them both and can't wait to keep it up!

    CARDIO:

    60 minutes** DANCE CARDIO I & BOOT CAMP CARDIO ( a mix)
    5-6 days a week

    I am currently TRYING to learn my way through Dance Cardio I.
    I was very frustrated when I first put it on because I struggled learning it. You cannot imagine how ridiculous I looked. That part - I really don't care about - as long as it is effective.
    In the interest of time and getting in a good solid cardio workout - I brought boot camp cardio back in the mix and decided to learn one segment at a time and add it to my fifty minutes of BC cardio.
    I continue to learn segments and perform them - thus reducing the amount of time I dance to the BC routine.
    ** sometimes I do not do a complete hour- but always try for at least 45- 50. Usually 60 mins.**


    MUSCLE WORK:

    PERFECT DESIGN SERIES
    5-6 days a week

    I am following the "change the DVD every ten days" plan with PDS.
    I just went to DVD 2 today - and although I find it very hard to follow because of poor editing and camera work, and not really enough talking ques - it is going to turn out to be a favorite, I think!! But I will have to get through the frustration of piecing it together until I understand exactly what I'm to do for each move.

    I LOVE her method... I do NOT love Tracy's production company - or whomever is responsible for quality control of the videos. It could be GREATLY improved upon. But ultimately I don't care - I will work through it and be thankful for them!

    I am obviously a devotee now and I completely believe in this method - I think it is utterly GENIUS.
    I am not trying to slam anything about it - quite the opposite... I'm merely pointing this out because it seems like a lot of people complain about it and if you find yourself struggling after boot camp with these videos, it will get easier - hang in there!


    It was a large part of my frustration the first week off boot camp.
    But I made up my hybrid plan until I could learn new dance videos and muscle work!!

    I LOVED the PDS I section - and felt it was easier to follow than part II.

    I also struggled at first because it seemed SO EASY compared to Boot Camp Muscle work....
    if for no other reason than it was something that could be completed in an hour!!!! It made me feel at first like I wasn't doing "enough".
    Now-I'm realizing it is absolutely enough - and thank goodness, because who would ever be able to do 3.5 hours a day - NOT ME!! That was only during boot camp - and it was TOUGH to get that in...


    I actually think I am seeing MORE results after last week... hard to believe - but I think I am!

    I am going to rotate the PDS for a while and then probably try out different Muscle work DVD's from Tracy. (Unless she bans me for suggesting the editing could be improved!!!) :)

    I am hoping that one day, 4 days a week would be sufficient to maintain - but we will have to cross that bridge when we get there.

    Because I am trying to keep my new weight for over one year - and especially because it is a new low for me - I'm going to have to stay a little more hard core about my eating and working out until I can get a little further away from 130 pounds... I'm a little too close for comfort right now !!!

    I'll keep you posted as I truck along - what is enough, what isn't, etc!!

    More on this tomorrow - I'm going to hit the biscuit and go to sleep!!!
    xoxoLa